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		<title>Guitar Hero 3 Ultimate Song Request &#8211; Hocus Pocus by Focus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Rennemeyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I started playing Guitar Hero 3 a month or so ago I&#8217;ve been keeping an ear out for songs that I think would be awesome to play in Guitar Hero.&#160; Today, I thought of the perfect song, which I found a few months ago on the blog of Fake Steve Jobs: Hocus Pocus by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since I started playing Guitar Hero 3 a month or so ago I&#8217;ve been <strong>keeping an ear out</strong> for songs that I think would be awesome to play in Guitar Hero.&nbsp; Today, I thought of the perfect song, which I found a few months ago on the blog of <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/music-has-gone-so-far-downhill-in-past.html" target="_blank">Fake Steve Jobs</a>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U" rel="Hocus Pocus by Focus (Live '73)" target="_blank">Hocus Pocus</a> by <a title="Focus (band) Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_(band)" target="_blank">Focus</a>:</p>
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<p>Now, this would probably have to wait until <strong>Guitar Hero: Focus Edition</strong> which would allow you to get points using not only the <strong>guitar</strong>, but the <strong>drums</strong>, the <strong>flute</strong>, by <strong>yodeling</strong> (voice recognition like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SingStar" target="_blank">SingStar</a>), and using <strong>face</strong> expressions with a facial recognition system and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_Eye" target="_blank">PS3 Eye</a> <strong>where your score is based on how close your facial expressions match that of the lead singer</strong>.&nbsp; I know I&#8217;d definitely be first in line to buy it.&nbsp; Heck, I&#8217;d take a GH3 downloadable song right now even though I could only play the guitar just to tie me over until the full release.&nbsp; Any other takers?&nbsp; Are there any other songs that are as good, if not better (though I doubt one exists) than this one that you&#8217;d like to see in a Guitar Hero game?</p>
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		<title>Daylight Saving Time Or Not</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Rennemeyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not, Daylight Savings Time (look under Spelling and Grammar). For those of you that lost an hour last night, I apologize. The rest of us will lose it next week. Here&#8217;s a little newspaper clipping that should help you not feel so bad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not, <a href="http://webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/b.html">Daylight Saving<strong>s</strong> Time</a> (look under <strong>Spelling and Grammar</strong>). For those of you that lost an hour last night, I apologize. The rest of us will lose it next week. Here&#8217;s a little newspaper clipping that should help you not feel so bad.</p>
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